The Secret To Being Big On Oppo (Shhhhh)

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
12/08/2014 at 14:05 • Filed to: derplopnik

I have uncovered the secret to being big on Oppo.

Your Kinja name needs to be one word, followed by three numbers. The first part of the word needs to be some conveyance of entertainment. The second needs to be a domestic animal. Then three numbers should follow.

Next, your post should be about some sort of flying machine that goes reeeaally fast, like super-duper-ultra-mega fast.

So there we have it. My new Kinja name will be "PlaystationGoldfish420", and my post shall be about a Boeing 2707.

DISCUSSION (49)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:07

MontegoMan562...nailed it.

Brian Silvestro > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:07

But I don't have any numbers in my name

ly2v8-Brian > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:10

I've been going about it wrong the whole time!

ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 14:11

no you don't other Brian.

Anon > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:11

There is no numbers in my name does this mean that I'm not big on oppo?

MIATAAAA > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:11

The answer is always ...

1.21 JIGGA WATTS!!! > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 14:12

Don't worry, you obviously get a pass cuz its your birthday.

Sn210 > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:13

Guess what the S and N stand for

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > MIATAAAA
12/08/2014 at 14:13

MONTEGO

Brian Silvestro > ly2v8-Brian
12/08/2014 at 14:13

Your name isn't words followed by number either other Brian!

Brian Silvestro > 1.21 JIGGA WATTS!!!
12/08/2014 at 14:13

aww yiss

TheHondaBro > Anon
12/08/2014 at 14:13

Yes.

f86sabre > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:14

Kinja'd!!!

much?

Strangely, my name isn't that far off your spec. I also post about aircraft.

ly2v8-Brian > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 14:14

I know! I've set myself up for failure.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Sn210
12/08/2014 at 14:15

Satellite nunchucks?

boobytrapsandtreasure > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:16

Also have Booby or Boobies in your name.

Mercedes Streeter > MIATAAAA
12/08/2014 at 14:16

"Pretty sure that's a Lambo".

Sn210 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
12/08/2014 at 14:16

YES! 210 of them

red014 > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:16

Fits the pattern. Checks in.

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/08/2014 at 14:16

heh "domestic animal"

Gamecat235 > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:17

Seems legit. Carry on.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:17

Someone has already taken 420.

Alternately, you could have your initials, some numbers, and a poorly-made reference to a TV show with a car reference poorly shoehorned in.

Sweet Trav > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:18

Ahem... I break this convention.

macanamera > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:19

TIL I'm small on Oppo

TheHondaBro > Gamecat235
12/08/2014 at 14:20

Truth be told, I love the SR71 story. I'd buy the book but it's really expensive.

CounterTorqueSteer > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:20

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:20

I'm Canadian, it's mutually exclusive

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > MIATAAAA
12/08/2014 at 14:21

I've always thought of your user name as the sound an Oppo would make if you shoved him or her off a tall cliff.

ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:22

All generalizations are lies.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Sn210
12/08/2014 at 14:23

I'M A GUESSING MACHINE

EL_ULY > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/08/2014 at 14:24

whooo! Rockstar!!!

EL_ULY > Sn210
12/08/2014 at 14:25

Ninjas in Spaaaaaaace!

EL_ULY > red014
12/08/2014 at 14:25

Kinja'd!!!

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:31

This is a bunch of crap, cats are not domestic.

But if it weren't I'd change my name to Hooningneat337 and write about the F-104 Starfighter.

Sn210 > EL_ULY
12/08/2014 at 14:34

All stealth, zero gravity

deekster_caddy > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:35

Also, post during high traffic hours. Since I'm usually at work during peak hours, my posts come on off-hours. Plus my stuff isn't that interesting most of the time, so I tend to just comment on what others have posted. Too busy with life to post about it online all the time!!!

cazzyodo > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:36

Shit.

cazzyodo > Sn210
12/08/2014 at 14:38

Super Ninjas?

Sasquatch Nuts?

Silky Nougat?

Sardine Nuggets?

Silly Nerds?

This is devolving into a team naming game for Backyard Baseball, or something.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 14:40

I find that names vaguely referencing your mother's sexual deviance and less than discerning taste in partners works pretty well, too.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
12/08/2014 at 14:41

I constantly have to re-read yours because I think the end says "Mode Delta".

Sn210 > cazzyodo
12/08/2014 at 14:56

Sardine Nuggets works

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
12/08/2014 at 15:06

Yeah, I sometimes do the same. Or "delta ready".

EL_ULY > Sn210
12/08/2014 at 15:10

but 100% deadly and cooool!

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Brian Silvestro
12/08/2014 at 15:26

Who ever said you were big on Oppo?

Textured Soy Protein > TheHondaBro
12/08/2014 at 15:53

And here I thought it was just when a mod recommends your post.

CaptDale - is secretly British > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/08/2014 at 19:08

Im from the 562

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CaptDale - is secretly British
12/09/2014 at 09:39

honestly I don't know where the 562 is, it's just my favorite number

CaptDale - is secretly British > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/09/2014 at 10:47

its Long Beach, CA

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CaptDale - is secretly British
12/09/2014 at 11:02

oh interesting.

It's my favorite number because of a pretty odd story from like 10-12 years ago.

First season of survivor when that show was actually cool and everyone watched it haha, at the end the girl couldn't pick who she wanted to vote for to get the million bucks. She said pick a number 1-1000, closest to it gets my vote.

I picked 562, it was the most random number i could think of in 1000.

The answer was 563, DAYUM i was close lol (I still say I deserved at least 1 vote for the million)